Smurf happens!!!

Holy Guacamole!!! I just dropped my precious iphone in the middle of the road!!! Dammit!!! Shattered but I can still use it for now!!! It is so effin hot here in Utah that I got out of my car and my Diet Coke was melting away!!! I was so flustered with the heat that I could barely focus on anything and therefore dropped my iphone!!!! Do you know how much it costs to replace that thing? All I know is that I am broke!!! Oh well! People always say to me,"It is what it is!" Life's a bitch and then you die!" Sorry to be a Nancy Negative but I need something to get me motivated again! Like a trip to look forward to or a marathon to train for or a man to make out with;)