Saturday, July 30, 2011

Smurf happens!!!

Holy Guacamole!!! I just dropped my precious iphone in the middle of the road!!! Dammit!!! Shattered but I can still use it for now!!! It is so effin hot here in Utah that I got out of my car and my Diet Coke was melting away!!! I was so flustered with the heat that I could barely focus on anything and therefore dropped my iphone!!!! Do you know how much it costs to replace that thing? All I know is that I am broke!!! Oh well! People always say to me,"It is what it is!" Life's a bitch and then you die!" Sorry to be a Nancy Negative but I need something to get me motivated again! Like a trip to look forward to or a marathon to train for or a man to make out with;)

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Summer 2011

Nanny Tessy...Tessy Tangled...Tessy Taxi....Life is shitty...life is good...I piss off more people then I please!!! Kids kids kids...Lydia, Lucy, Lilee, Zach, Max, Noah, Zeddy, Matthew, Abbey, Asher, Rex, Gus, Phoebe Love, Lola!! Swimming, Lagoon, snorkeling, piano, camp, guitar, Gma Egan pool, new music, new movies, JCC, play dates, park, cabin, taco bell, Lunaberry, Top it, etc! Life is complicated crazy fun! Netflixing, iphone apps, Texting, facebooking, and now finally blogging! I have not converted to tweeting yet! Another single summer with absolutely no men in my life!! I turn 29 this month and I am feeling the clock a ticking but oh well! Not much I can do when the ratio of jackass men is soooo incredibly high!!!!! I am getting used to chillaxin with myself;(