Holy SMURF!!!

Top 10 things I learned from Papa Smurf...

1.) That's SMURFIN AWESOME!!
2.) Always sing while you work!
3.) Instead of swearing just say," What the SMURF!"
4.) Believe in magic! The blue moon miracle!
5.) Little blue people RULE!
6.) We must each find the HERO within!
7.) We were born with a personality but we can always change things!
8.) Life is Smurfilicous!
9.) Smurfette is a blonde Marilyn Monroe!
10.) Oh SMURF!!!

Smurf happens!!!

Holy Guacamole!!! I just dropped my precious iphone in the middle of the road!!! Dammit!!! Shattered but I can still use it for now!!! It is so effin hot here in Utah that I got out of my car and my Diet Coke was melting away!!! I was so flustered with the heat that I could barely focus on anything and therefore dropped my iphone!!!! Do you know how much it costs to replace that thing? All I know is that I am broke!!! Oh well! People always say to me,"It is what it is!" Life's a bitch and then you die!" Sorry to be a Nancy Negative but I need something to get me motivated again! Like a trip to look forward to or a marathon to train for or a man to make out with;)

Summer 2011

Nanny Tessy...Tessy Tangled...Tessy Taxi....Life is shitty...life is good...I piss off more people then I please!!! Kids kids kids...Lydia, Lucy, Lilee, Zach, Max, Noah, Zeddy, Matthew, Abbey, Asher, Rex, Gus, Phoebe Love, Lola!! Swimming, Lagoon, snorkeling, piano, camp, guitar, Gma Egan pool, new music, new movies, JCC, play dates, park, cabin, taco bell, Lunaberry, Top it, etc! Life is complicated crazy fun! Netflixing, iphone apps, Texting, facebooking, and now finally blogging! I have not converted to tweeting yet! Another single summer with absolutely no men in my life!! I turn 29 this month and I am feeling the clock a ticking but oh well! Not much I can do when the ratio of jackass men is soooo incredibly high!!!!! I am getting used to chillaxin with myself;(

February 15th, 2011= NO MORE SODA FOR ME!!!

I DID IT!!!! 15 days without my vice....Diet Dr. Pepper!!!! The month of February is almost over and I promised myself 28 days to break this habit of drinking 44oz of Diet Dr. Pepper for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!! It was freakin hard especially on the weekends drinking water with my popcorn at the movies ughhh! Life is good now, headaches are practically gone and I think I lost a few pounds! Water and gum are my new best friends now!!! I feel healthier and I can run without side aches bothering me so much! I have joined the Largest Looser at work and I am really motivated to loose 30 lbs before summer! I think dropping soda all together was a wise decision and it will help me in the long run! I crave it when I see it but I have self control not to even touch it!!! Diet Coke you are black and ugly and I don't need you in my life to be happy!