Holy SMURF!!!

Top 10 things I learned from Papa Smurf...

1.) That's SMURFIN AWESOME!!
2.) Always sing while you work!
3.) Instead of swearing just say," What the SMURF!"
4.) Believe in magic! The blue moon miracle!
5.) Little blue people RULE!
6.) We must each find the HERO within!
7.) We were born with a personality but we can always change things!
8.) Life is Smurfilicous!
9.) Smurfette is a blonde Marilyn Monroe!
10.) Oh SMURF!!!

Smurf happens!!!

Holy Guacamole!!! I just dropped my precious iphone in the middle of the road!!! Dammit!!! Shattered but I can still use it for now!!! It is so effin hot here in Utah that I got out of my car and my Diet Coke was melting away!!! I was so flustered with the heat that I could barely focus on anything and therefore dropped my iphone!!!! Do you know how much it costs to replace that thing? All I know is that I am broke!!! Oh well! People always say to me,"It is what it is!" Life's a bitch and then you die!" Sorry to be a Nancy Negative but I need something to get me motivated again! Like a trip to look forward to or a marathon to train for or a man to make out with;)

Summer 2011

Nanny Tessy...Tessy Tangled...Tessy Taxi....Life is shitty...life is good...I piss off more people then I please!!! Kids kids kids...Lydia, Lucy, Lilee, Zach, Max, Noah, Zeddy, Matthew, Abbey, Asher, Rex, Gus, Phoebe Love, Lola!! Swimming, Lagoon, snorkeling, piano, camp, guitar, Gma Egan pool, new music, new movies, JCC, play dates, park, cabin, taco bell, Lunaberry, Top it, etc! Life is complicated crazy fun! Netflixing, iphone apps, Texting, facebooking, and now finally blogging! I have not converted to tweeting yet! Another single summer with absolutely no men in my life!! I turn 29 this month and I am feeling the clock a ticking but oh well! Not much I can do when the ratio of jackass men is soooo incredibly high!!!!! I am getting used to chillaxin with myself;(

February 15th, 2011= NO MORE SODA FOR ME!!!

I DID IT!!!! 15 days without my vice....Diet Dr. Pepper!!!! The month of February is almost over and I promised myself 28 days to break this habit of drinking 44oz of Diet Dr. Pepper for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!! It was freakin hard especially on the weekends drinking water with my popcorn at the movies ughhh! Life is good now, headaches are practically gone and I think I lost a few pounds! Water and gum are my new best friends now!!! I feel healthier and I can run without side aches bothering me so much! I have joined the Largest Looser at work and I am really motivated to loose 30 lbs before summer! I think dropping soda all together was a wise decision and it will help me in the long run! I crave it when I see it but I have self control not to even touch it!!! Diet Coke you are black and ugly and I don't need you in my life to be happy!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

I'm grateful for....

My fabulous home and family!
My amazing job and boss!
My healthy body and energy!
My church and friends!

Let me vent about men for a minute!!!

How does God expect me to get married when men are selfish, shallow, jackasses!!! Seriously, what am I going to do? I'd rather be single then worry about a jackass that wants me to have a sexy body and take care of everything!!! I don't want to babysit another adult/man/boyfriend/husband....whatever!!! Life is complicated enough as it is and I hate feeling pressure!!! I'm turning 29 next year and then thirty and most likely I will be the infamous 30 year old virgin! Never been madly deeply in love with anyone sadly to say or happy to say!!! Because therefore I have never had my heart broken!!! But the frusterating thing is that I have a LOT of LOVE inside me to give and my passion of fire is diminishing the older I get. I lack motivation and I desperately need someone to be giddy about...a simple crush or prospect would be nice. I see soooo many shitty marriages I often wonder why would I take that leap of faith into commitment/love/ and marriage. I have come to the conclusion that all I really want is a couple of adorable kids to call my own... a mini Tess to hold in my arms...and that I know God knows is the deepest desire of my heart....thank you Blog for letting me vent on this Friday night!!!

I LOVE it when......

1.) I get to listen to the radio driving home from work on a Saturday night and it's showtunes Saturday night, Broadway music always touches my heart!!!

2.) While driving I see the beautiful Utah mountains covered with some snow and the sun is shining so perfectly!!!

3.) Someone says I made their day!!!

4.) When I get a random big hug from a student, teacher, or friend!!!

5.) I get a genuine compliment!!!

6.) The smell of fresh popped popcorn!!!

7.) The first sip of a 44oz. Diet Soda!!!

8.) A funny wall post makes my day!!!

9.) My family dog, Fe looks at me with her puppy dog eyes lovingly!!!

10.) Gus does something new and geniously smart!!!!